Posted 2 months ago

artofhelixel:

I’ve been thinking about setting this up for quite a while now, then suddenly eveyrone has one! So I guess I’m joining the bandwagon now haha, anyway here’s my Patreon page. Please do take a look. I’ll be trying my hardest to fulfill the rewards and keep chugging on iron artist slots in the meantime. 

http://www.patreon.com/helixel

Hope you’re all doing well. <3

Good luck!

Posted 2 months ago
  1. DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  2. Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  3. DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  4. Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  5. DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  6. Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  7. DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  8. Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  9. DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  10. Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  11. DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  12. Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  13. DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  14. Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  15. DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  16. Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  17. DC: Wait-
  18. Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  19. DC: I didn't-
  20. Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  21. Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  22. Marvel: PEACE
Posted 2 months ago

the-girl-who-is-a-fallen-angel:

n0flowersn0thorns:

blah-blahs:

paper-snow-a-ghost:

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being.

Earlier today while I was waiting for the bus I witnessed a man walk up to his girlfriend, who couldn’t have been older than 18, kick her handbag, spit on her and scream in her face that she was a cunt. He walked back into the bus shelter after telling her she was worthless and pathetic and kicking her in the gut then as she tried to follow he turned around to grab her. I got in between them and told him that he should never EVER spit on a woman, hit her or talk to her in that way. He laughed in my face and said he would “fuck me up”. I looked him square in the eye and told him that I was not afraid of him. He proceeded to scream obscenities at her as I took her away from him, then he shouted to me that he could walk round the corner to get people to kill me. Feeling defiant, I said “go on, I dare you, there’re plenty of people around to witness it.” The prick then walked right up to me and head butted me in the nose. I am now sporting a swollen face and the beginnings of a black eye but the police took swabs from my nose to get his DNA and they know exactly who he is. Cunt’s going down for assault. Motherfuckers don’t treat women like that and get away with it. I feel heroic.

That’s right bitches. Women deserve respect. 

ALL THE FCKING AWARDS TO THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL PERSON!
THANK YOU FOR EXISTING! 

My new role model

(Source: rememberyourbones)

Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago

for-all-mankind:

An orbital sunrise brightens this view of space shuttle Discovery’s vertical stabilizer, orbital maneuvering system (OMS) pods, docking mechanism, remote manipulator system/orbiter boom sensor system (RMS/OBSS) and payload bay photographed by an STS-133 crew member on the shuttle during flight day 12 activities.

(link)

This picture looks surreal. It’s beautiful.

(Source: fuckyeahspaceshuttle)

Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago

lolzforshits:

*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*

Posted 2 months ago
champagnepapa:

this is australia’s greatest achievement in like 10 years

champagnepapa:

this is australia’s greatest achievement in like 10 years

(Source: richwhiteboys)

Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago